Your wreckage doesn't get lost in the Atlantic ocean in deep water where the fucking French can't find it.

Terrorism doesn't do anyone any good if nobody knows you did it.

So you blow it up right over the USA, so all you have to do is to

ah fuck it. I don't want to explain this any more. I just want you all to know that I'm daydreaming about sliding my cock into Barbara Bush's cunt. I don't care which Barbara it is.

And twice as many identify as progressive as conservatives.

The left has the government for the next 40 years. But your ideologically pure version of reality that you hold means that you'll still be surprised to see it happen.

I suppose that a child would find that amusing.

The polls still say that 20% of the population is willing to call themselves Republicans. The rest of the conservatives are desperately trying to rebrand, and might even go as far as reform the Whig party.

Of course, if you get your news from Glen Beck then you might disagree. Please keep listening to that guy. The more deluded you are, the more impoverished your children will be. They'll make good servants, I am sure.

Democrats are not necessarily liberals. That's where you went wrong.

Bill Clinton is a Democrat. Bill Clinton is not a liberal.

That type of Democrat is what I was talking about when I said that Democrats have not done all they could have done to oppose Republicans.

Why? Because they work just fine with books from Gutenberg, PLUS I have an integrated dictionary of high quality AND Google AND Wikipedia online all the time for reference.

Could you be more specific about what you object to about me.

Are you offended that I unashamedly declare Jesus Christ to be my Lord and Savior?

Or are you offended that I declare that Ronald Reagan was the greatest president we have ever had?

Tell me why you foed me. Be specific.

Really well. Have you heard about the results of the 2008 elections?

Please continue to believe your cartoonish stereotypes of Democrats.

The more divorced you are from reality, the easier it will be to beat you at the polls.

Also, it will be easier to ensure your descendants are kept impoverished and ignorant, and hopefully die really young, in great pain. That last part isn't a Democratic policy, it's just my masturbation fantasy.

Bill Clinton was no liberal. If you think he was, then I apologize that you were not properly educated.

That's the kind of thing a drunk guys says at a party to try to appear insightful. Actually, it's not. It's just plain stupid. A lack of diverse choice in political parties is not the same thing as having two equivalent choices.

I too would like to apologize to all the dead people. I am sorry that I let Republicans kill you by depriving you of health care, and your income. I am sorry that so many stood by while Republicans cozied up to big business, allowing them to send your jobs our of the country, and helping them to smash your unions.

I'm sorry that Republicans are such cunts, and that we've done little to point out what huge cunts they are. We'll do better in the future.

It's about time that more people started saying things like this. It's our nation, and our world, on the line here.

Actually, it was indeed last Tuesday.

If you could be more specific about your objections, that would help.

That's not the argument, nor the summary.

The scientists are not right because they are scientists with white lab coat. The scientists are right because their successive theories of the nature of the universe are converging upon the actual nature of the universe.