I hate calzones, but I think you mean Stromboli, which I do like. California style is OK, but I fine it a little TOO thin for my tastes.

The real argument should be: NY vs. Chicago style. I say NY!

Actually, that was supposed to read "Today, I had to write Java.", which would have been mildly funny, but I forgot a word. So much for the preview.

Ain't that the true! The last time I was contacted was for a defect in certain brand of TV. The TV cost $1000. The lawyers got something like $10 million. Each person in the class action of a $30 coupon to be another crappy TV from the same company.

Yes! This is exactly my issue with them: not that they deleted the books, but the fact that they COULD. They actually built this functionality into the device.

The only answer to that problem is lots and lots of jewelry.

Then I would tell them to get out of my house, and go home.

That's kind of you to said. I am, as you probably surmised, an atheist. One of my dearest (and oldest) friends is a Christian. She teaches Sunday schools and goes to Bible camp. I don't have an issue with religious people. I just don't think one should believe something because they were told to, or because others do. But if someone has read the Bible and decided that's the life they want, that fine. My father was very religious. He often told me, "I'm your father. You'll believe what I believe." I would often reply, "if everyone thought that way we'd still be burning witches at the stake."

Right, and I'm saying your reasons for calling it "highly unlikely" are invalid. I could use your same logic to say the opposite. The Jews and the Muslims do not believe in the resurrection, and they have also been around for thousands of years, and have millions of followers.

Really? The Jewish faith is about 5000 years old. That's 3000 more than Christians. They don't believe in the resurrection. Neither do the Muslims, and they way out number your "millions and millions." So, are they the "geniuses" or are you? Because you both can't be right, and using time or number of people doesn't prove your point, neither.

So, because something popular, it must be true. And if people die believing something, it must be true. Wow, no wonder people choose dogma over critical thinking. Thinking for yourself must be too hard. Just follow all the lemmings that came before you. They MUST know what they are talking about!

How do you know? It maybe not be that they were lying, but nut-job crazy. Besides, you think no one has every gone to their grave hiding the truth?

I don't know, why don't you ask the "Heaven's Gate" cult members.

I remember reading an article recently where a woman bought a new ipod and gave her old one to her daughter. The daughter got mad looking at the big, ugly, old ipod and told her mother she was ruining her life.

I would also include:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!