--I have one co-worker whom I have to explain, on the order of once a week, how you map to a shared drive. She writes it down *every time* and still has to have me help her the next week. Each time, she claims she's done what she wrote down, and it doesn't work. I do the exact same thing, and it does work.
Dude!!! She likes you!! Learn to take a hint and got for it.
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously." - Doctor Graper