Speak read and write the English language
Ahem... You've never seen a cabbie whose response on "take me to Rockaways" is a dumbfounded look. That's when you open up a dictionary and say, "Mujhe Rockaway Beach aura Amstel le chahiyeh" which is met with a loud praise that you can speak Hindi very well.
LMAO I would think RUSSIAN would be the very first language the proxy would support... if not written in.
We cannot command nature except by obeying her. -- Sir Francis Bacon