And blowjobs! I demand the government provide a banging hot chick (or dude ... or both) to service my carnal lust. I'm also going to need some viagra, amyl nitrate, uncut colombian flake, and crisco.

Use the samsung rightning connector.

When "the top" is arrested, convicted, jailed, and is barred by the SEC from being "the top", it happens a lot.

Do you think JP Morgan's heirs are notified everytime his eponymous bank hires a new employee?

GNU/Linuxth? That'sth sthoooo lastht week.

Current FDA regulations allow up to 10% insect parts in "wheat" flour and up to 10% insect parts in "beef" hamburg. Don't ask about allowable rat shit content.

You could be used to develop more efficient hardware for everyone to use, or fix medical conditions, rather than posting on slashdot.

Yeah, and sex is just sticking your dick in a hole. Some of us care about which hole it is.

Big money interests are engaged in insider trading.

In idiot: Bad men do bad thing. Touch you in bad place.

Android and GNU/Linux aren't "compatible" for reasons that have nothing to do with the GNU userland (which runs quite fine on android).

Yeah, one of Bozo's quotes is "Your margin is my opportunity." Which is true, but it's also true for amazon 3rd party sellers and their app store.

Slashdot likes to complain about Walmart's business tactics but Amazon is just as bad if not worse.

The NSA investigates supreme court nominees and presidential candidates to "keep us safe." The IRS targets their "enemies" (ie, anyone who wants to eliminate or reduce the IRS). The DEA wants to root through all your prescriptions and medications? No chance that will ever be abused!

if it makes you feel better, rapists, drug dealers, murderers, etc are getting tickets for texting at red lights.

While it sucks to get busted, he's doing everyone a favor by strictly enforcing a terrible law. Everyday, you, I, and everyone violates laws. Not because we have a guilty mind or because we're bad people or doing anything wrong but because laws and regulations have grown to the point that it's not possible to live a strictly legal life. But if they're only selectively enforced, why should we care?

When I use VB or Pascal, I feel like the language is actively preventing me from doing stuff. Not the case with C or C++.

Some people like them because they're "safer". Those people still wear diapers.

are you guys still using MySQL?

I like them.