Comment Re:So by forced, they mean chose (Score 5, Insightful) 174
It sounds like a lose/lose/win... Either you get the phone ringing, taking up your time and business and pulling you away from your customers walking in the door, to the point you change your name... or you take advantage of the opportunity, and open yourself up to being sued for the name.
"Welcome to the Apple Shop. We specialize in cider and cider related products.
If you would like help with your computer, press 1.
For any other enquiries regarding cider products, press 2.
1. "The Apple Shop does not sell computer products. Please wait to be transferred to Apple customer service in Norwich. You will be charged 30p for this transfer."
2. "Apple Shop. Hello, how may I help hou?"
There, FTFY.