Add the baby boomer effect, and it's become very profi^H^H^H^H^Hrelevant to be able to overcome these degenerations.
I'm surprised you didn't recommend he use a pencil-and-paper playbook. We've made do with those for years.
Get off the hater bandwagon and actually think about what it might be good for.
Wifi actually works.
The days of electoral majorities are behind us, I think. Time to get more mature about our voting options.
Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.