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Journal Journal: some dipshit asked for it. 2

Grab the nearest book, Turn to page 23, Find the fifth sentence, Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"In other words, you recieve a 50 percent bonus for improving your spell-casting skill."

Master of Magic Strategy Guide.


Journal Journal: FOr the love of all that is holy! 5

Baby wipes are not an appropiate substitute for Tucks if you run out.

Damn that burned.

worse that the time I thought Athletes foot spray would be good for jock itch.

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Journal Journal: WTF? Get to work faggot! 2

so there's this new kid at work.
He dresses weird and says he's something called Emo.
I said my kids had a tickle me one of those when they were babies.
he looked offended.

I think i made his day though.


Journal Journal: Rome 1

Anyone else watching this on HBO? or getting the torrents like I am?

Quality stuff maynard.

Star Wars Prequels

Journal Journal: Best. Gorram. Movie. Evar 4

Well. maybe not best but damn fine.

Man i'm looking forward to more.

no spoilers here, waiting on GMHowell to see it.

The Matrix

Journal Journal: Any of you chuckleheads looking for work?

the company I contract with has a few openings in Central Illinois if you live here. Or if your willing to relocate.

the recruiter referred to them as networking or tech jobs.

But at the client that could mean anything.

email me @ blackneto - at - blackneto - dot - com if you want info.

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Journal Journal: Damn 6

I just checked, I got a shitload of fans.

You people need help.


Journal Journal: Comics I'm currently reading

As a tie in to the front page article, heres a list of my current comic subscriptions.


All the starwars comics.

Steve Rude's The Moth.

I usually only read Batman but they started a big xover so i'm collecting all the titles for the moment.


WALKING DEAD - quality b&w zombie fare.

She Hulk - the new series, she's working for a law firm that specializes in legal care for super heroes/ villans.

The Hulk - have every issue for the past 20 years. still trying to complete the collection.

THE PUNISHER - they started a new volume. Frank killed Micro.

United States

Journal Journal: My prediction. 1

Now that Reagan is dead, Communism will be in full force in Russia in 2 years.

So we need to freeze his body and then pump it full of stem cells to bring him back when we need him again.

Zombie Reagan.

Oh yeah.


Journal Journal: WTF??? 1

Whats with all the Microsoft advertising on /.



Journal Journal: Kitchen Knives 11

About a year ago somebody had a JE about quality kitchen knives. /. and google searches haven't revealed anything.
Anyone remember who's journal it's in.

We are getting ready to replace our main chainstore knives this spring.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Bourbon for breakfast 4

Our Maker's who art in bottle, Hallowed be they distilling.
Thy Drinking be done, in flasks as it is in glasses.
Give today our daily shot
Forgive our mumbling, as wefa agoehaglg
Lead us not into undrunkedness, but deliver us from MADD
For thine is the corn the rye and the charcoal mellowing


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Journal Journal: I'm about done with /. 12

Been reading this rag for the past 7 years.
Used to be good reading, programming/sysadmin tips.
Not really into subscribing, just not enough offered. at least with totalfark i get more news stories to read.

Just not enough going on here anymore.

Used to have a cool low uid:
But lost it to an email foul up and Cowpoker Neal just said tuff create another account.

Trolled for a bit, enough to ruin this accounts chance of ever being able to moderate.

The JE's are ok but getting monotonous.

The big kicker is the effin Microsoft ads. I get enough MS at work. I know what Microsoft has to offer me and my customers. I could care less.
The last 4 things I've installed for customers have been GPL solutions and they couldn't be happier.

So i'm about to unfriend a bunch of folks so the notifications don't pile up. I still love you all but I barely read the JE's any more.

I still read /. but it's not a daily thing anymore. more like once every 3 days.

FK i'm still up for continuing the FFL. So don't count me out of that.

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