Fling it like a Frisbee and see if anyone can be bothered to catch it (using a database of 360 rows to determine the direction relative to North to throw it)? Personally, I would only be concerned about being hit by it, not catching it. Flame on.
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid. - Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team