PHB: specifications??!!? We don't need no stinking specifications!
Me/you/anonymous programmer forced to work with said PHB (MYAPFWWSPHB): so we're supposed to work without a net, hu? Again, hu? You do remember last project and what you said could never happen again, right?
PHB: this time it's different! See? It's just a simple web app for just a few thousand users!!! What could possibly go wrong?
MYAPFWWSPHB: *sigh*

A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!

Great. You've single handed slashdotted his site. or something like that.

That reason is inconceivable.

You are right.
Everyone in Portugal knows that friday is SexDay! WhooHoo!
Well... not everyone... some don't speak english so the joke is wasted on them...

The digits of pi do not repeat?
That's stoopid. There's only like 10 digits in the universe! They have to repeat at least some of them. Look: just in 3.1415 you can find two ones!
What!?

"hundreds of millions of eye witness accounts"

bnurp?

Why confused? It's a valid question!!!! There has to exist such a mechanism!

This is not the /. I have grown to know and love...
Where are all the "And I, for one, welcome our new [insert cleaver word] overlords" jokes!?

Look here, son.
I've dealt with myriads of printing problems over the years on every fu****g imaginable browser.
I'm having a hard time believing you're having a hard time because of firefox.
Give examples or be laughed at.

now... if you can correctly diagnose why a PHP script gives "Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent" with a one liner <?session_start()?;>, I'll give you some credit.

Who's protecting the innocenti?

That's just something a loyal minion would say to cover his/her/its boss evil doings.
I'm stockpiling twinkies.

You have a typo. It's (beta)U*tan(Meh).

My work here is done.

It is NOT "like watching latter-day Marines field-strip and assemble their weapons". No Marine would be so clumsy.

Stupidest video. Ever.

What are you? Some sort of monarch of physical suffering?