> the apps I run can only run on Windows
> > I suppose you mean "the apps I want to run are only available on Windows", because obviously there is no such thing as software that is only able to run on Windows. A computer running Windows is just a turing machine, like any other computer and thus cannot execute code another computer can't.

Shit. Is this my ex-wife? It sure sounds like her.

> knowing just Windows, Linux, or Mac OSX is a bad idea. You are putting all your eggs in one basket so to speak

Yeah, covering 99.999999% of the market is just dumb. Ignore Netcraft, BSD is coming!

Why yes, I am. How did you know? Oh shit I have a TrendNet Webcam, don't I?!

You've got it all backwards. When they said they will be "bringing ore down for the highest bidder", they meant the highest bidder gets to decide where the target is. A million tons of iron raining down from orbit onto wherever the highest bidder says it should go.

I'm not thrilled with the idea of someone bringing 5 million tonnes of iron ore down from orbit onto my head. What could go wrong?

i see what you did there. "ribbons" heh.

Are you implying non of the other candidates survived the interview? Tough interview.

And if your spelling is any indication, you don't have much anaclitic ability either. Good luck matting.

I sold my company for $1.5 million. All the various taxes took about $600,000. I invested the remaining $900,000 in high tech stocks (in 1999) and a big house. Tech stocks crashed in 2000 and my house is worth less than I paid for it. When all is said and done I have about $300,000 left from $1.5 million.

> IT workers can be especially painful to people financially, when motivated to do so. Black hats aren't people to take lightly.

"If you smash my other knee with that baseball ball, I *SWEAR* to God I will change your password and sign you up for more spam than you can possibly imagine!"

Help me understand the bottled water thing. If I lose power, why would my tap stop serving water?
Along the same lines, why would my gas stove stop burning?

Kefir is easy to make, once you have a starting culture. Just drop a glob of the starting "seed" into milk. Leave out overnight away from heat or sunlight. The Kefir will eat all the milk and give you a big jar of Kefir. Run the Kefir through a strainer. Drink the liquid. Put the solids back into the jar with new milk. Repeat daily.

I'm not sure if the store bought Kefir still has live culture in it. I got mine from a friend who got it from a friend etc. Been drinking it for years from that one starter "seed".

> 2. Start your own company

I went this way. It's rewarding but tough. The biggest challenge is you have to spend 100% of your time being a salesman for your company, and the other 100% of your time DOING THE WORK that you sold. If OP is "not a people person" he may find it difficult to become a salesperson.

Although let's face it, no matter what job you have you are a salesperson and the product is yourself.

> what kind of shady business is your employer in that they're always being sued?

hahaha. You must not be from the U.S.

At first glance I thought you said 'pop corn out of my nose'. I was picturing kernels going in one nostril and fully popped corn shooting out the other.