I don't take electronics into the bathroom at all.

*ploop*

That's the sound of having to get a new phone.

I've been shaving since 2004. Can't change my handle.

I'm pretty sure I'm a dude.

Electric razors give me a rash. I can only shave every two days as it is.

My outlets at home provide all the current my device could hope for.

I'd suggest that their equivalent of a Prime Directive is to treat new species as they themselves would want to be treated.

Since we don't help out all the starving people, all the people in jail for religious or political reasons, since we're willing to let people die... ... they'll just sit and watch us die. I'm sure there are some whose heart (or equivalent thereof) breaks at it, but that's how we treat ourselves, so that's how they treat us.

Just check it before you sit down.

I check every time and I have never been caught wanting paper in my life.

Let's say your fridge can figure out what you like to eat, how much is in stock, and when and where the stuff is on sale.

"Good morning. There are two english muffins left. Peanut butter is on sale. I have compiled a list of groceries. Please say 'yes' to have them delivered tomorrow morning."

My takeaway from this means that they can isolate each of the responsible mutations. This is a tenfold increase in precision, is it not?

And when think about it, a guy who knows lots of stuff about the way the NSA spies on its citizens would be pretty useful to the PRC.

Everyone will win, except a few senators who'll end up with egg on their faces.

Nah, missiles are millions of bucks each.

"We don't have drones, and we certainly don't have drones that can fire weaponry."

Seems legit.

My cardiologist told me to add a little salt to my diet.

Hmm, maybe that would work as a parole condition. You'd have to get a distinct colour for your car from then on.

Oh wait, kidnapping is almost always a relative. Never mind, I guess it wouldn't work.

Then filter out any email with the word "unsubscribe" and whitelist the stuff you do want.

In real life, you still have to take out the garbage and recycling.

Diebold.