No, really, it is Steve Job's fault - personally - that since the devices are loved so much by users, the re-sale black market price is high allowing big profits for people who steal them. If ONLY Steve Job made the products lousy, no one would pay for them! and no one would steal them!
Uh.... I wonder if the criminals DON'T steal the Android phones?
Criminal: "Give me your iPhone!"
Geek: "I have an Android phone!"
Criminal: "Darn, ok you can keep your Android."