The law might instead require LOUD PROGRAMS between commercials.
The way Time is going, next year they'll name "The Subscriber."
He is the 1%!
Wait... you know that the US was never in the Kyoto Accord, right?
If we hurry, the Senate could ratify the Kyoto Accord, the President can sign it, and we can then cancel it and be the second to pull out!
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?