I'm not sure which will be the bigger headache when my internet breaks: waiting in line at the new government internet office, or waiting on hold for cable tech support.
Or as your mandatory government volunteer work, being assigned to fix your Internet.
And when you return to your government public works administration job, being assigned to break your Internet. And then break CowboyNeal's Internet.
Humbly I remain,
Your User Interface.
You do not have mail.