New Pearl Harbor is a melodramatic pre-imagining of the teenage attack on U.S. power-grids and the subsequent DooAlittleMoreThanNecessary Raid. While not directed by Michael Bay, fans of his in the CIA have collaborated with the makers of Innocence of Muslims and Rupert Murdoch in this captivating mind-wrenching sequel.
"When you see the part where Leonardo DiCaprio telnets into the Pentagon and sends drones to Moldova, you'll shit your pants!" -- Sock Puppet Reviews
"If you told me Justin Bieber could've played such a convincing hacker, I'd have laughed in your face" -- Hillary Clinton
"It brought tears to my eyes, and I was a POW." -- J. McCain
"Thank Yahweh for benzodiazepines! " -- Janet Napolitano (Eight-Time Mother of the Year
"You'll need your Mountain Dew for this one!" -- Anonymous
*Partially plagiarized from wikipedia