"Can I help you sir?" "Yeah, do you have a screen film for this phone?" "Yes, we have this one with a lifetime warranty for 20 dollars."
Honest Abe. 20 bucks for a fancy piece of scotch tape.
"Oh, we're going broke!!!!" Good.
A lifetime warranty for tape! Sounds like a steal!
"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan Michael Wendt