Comment Clod (Score 1) 386
1) Invert said dish
2) Place on head
3) Insert hands into opposing arms' sleeve
4) Stick out front teeth
Use an old AppleTV with the Mini-PCI hardware HD video decoder one of the XBMX devs and Broadcom developed.
1080P HTPC for around $200 in a very, very nice form factor.
Where there's a will, there's a relative.