Santa Claus can even be at two places at the same time!
That would violate clausality.
Worse, I doubt anonymous cares about Fred Phelps. heh
There's a suspicion that the WeBoBaps created that "Anonymous" announcement themselves as part of their attention-whoring. If so, the inbred weasels are now getting heavy traffic to their site from places like Slashdot and Fark, and it seems to be down. Call it a Ground Level Streisand Foot-Cannon?
Let's storm the castle and kill this monster!
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.