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Comment Re:When on your deathbed... (Score 1, Interesting) 176


If only you had seen me for proper adjustments, you wouldn't have made such a silly mistake.

Remember folks, to avoid ending up like "grub":

- Eat well, preferably an organic & vegan diet.
- Get plenty of exercise.
- Get plenty of sleep
- Visit your local Chiropractor for regular adjustments. This will help maintain your nervous system and ensure you are using the correct browser at all times.

Take care,
Bob (RIP)
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Journal Journal: Chiropractic Saves Lives. 1


Hello!

Thank you for taking the time to read my journal. Normally I can only post once or twice a day to the main Slashdot blog pages because of Big Pharma shills voting down my comments. They cannot vote down my journal!

Please read my previous journal entries explaining what Chiropractic is, then come back to here. Back? Good!

Comment Money NOT well spent. (Score -1, Interesting) 116


I guess the larger question is "Why?" Why are they even looking for this in the first place?

Imagine if all the money spent on sending handfuls of people into space was spent on health care education here on Earth? I love the idea of astronomers at their telescopes but the costs involved with manned spaceflight is astronomical. Didn't it cost something like $10,000/pound to send stuff up in into orbit in the shuttles? How much are the Mars landers costing?

We need a SOLID health research plan back here on Earth. Far less money for the Big Pharma-controlled 'sickness industry' of today and more for alternative medicine research. Alternative medicine has been shown time and again to be just as, or more, effective than Big Pharma drugs or a surgeon's butcher knives. This is actually a timely discussion as the Big Pharma made up "flu season" is coming fast.

For example, did you know the flu shots are ineffective and even dangerous? If you start to show the signs of a flu there are simple things you can do. A homeopathic remedy of Oscillococcinum along with Chiropractic adjustments form a two-pronged attack on the flu virus. The Oscillococcinum attacks the young viruses while the adjustments to the spine help the body's innate healing capabilities destroy the mature virus. It's a 100% painless and safe way to heal yourself from within with the human body's most powerful weapon: innate intelligence.

Don't just take my word for it, educate yourself with the University of Google! Here's more evidence of efficacy:
"Flu season wellness plan should include chiropractic care"
How Chiropractic Can Help The Flu
Swine Flu Chiropractors Handout

Take care,
Bob

Comment CO2 can be serious. (Score -1, Troll) 62


It's a very neat machine that will definately save lives.

After being trapped in rubble for too long, there would be serious concerns about the amount of CO2 the person has inhaled as well as the length of their immobility. Too much CO2 in the system has been suggested as a cause of subluxation as has a sedentary lifestyle.

The link to CO2 was made several years ago by a Doctor who noticed several of his more frequent visitors came in with "Big Gulps". Many drank diet drinks yet still had vertebreal subluxations, that eliminates the HFCS from the equation (not that you should take that garbage in).

The sole link seemed to be the huge amounts of carbonation in the drinks which gets right into the system and causes nerve damage/blockage/subluxation. The Doctor actually submitted his findings to the Journal of Vertebral Subluxation Research.

After pulling people from the rubble and making sure they have no broken bones or internal damage, I'd hope that they would be rushed to a Chiropractor who would assess and treat the damage caused by excessive CO2 inhalation and immobility.

Take care,
Bob

Comment Cognition without drugs and video games. (Score 0, Insightful) 82


It's nice to see some improvements in human health being made without the pushing of the drugs on the population!

There are other drugless ways to improve cognition in older adults:
- Get plenty of exercise.
At 80 you needn't be running marathons, but a nice hour long walk in the morning will do wonders for your health.

- Eat an organic & vegetarian (preferably vegan) diet.
You Are What You Eat. Skip the bacon and eggs at breakfast. Go for a delicious fruit smoothie made with organic raspberries & blueberries. For that necessary protein, toss some organic tofu in the blender as well.
Don't eat a big, fat lunch. Lunch is the least important meal of the day. Nibble on some organic fruit & granola.
Dinner? Go for it within reason. Just stay within the boundaries of organic vegan and you're good to go! A well fed mind is a cognitive mind.

- Get plenty of sleep.
This is important. Many older people sleep less than they did when in their 40's. You can sleep longer, don't worry. A relaxed mind is a cognitive mind.

- Get regular Chiropractic adjustments
Thousands of older patients swear by the life-saving miracle of Chiropractic. It eliminates health-draining subluxations, removes nerve blockages, and helps your bodies innate healing powers win any battle against infection or disease. A subluxation-free body leads to a cognitive mind.

- Avoid MDs
This is a given. Big Pharma doctors push expensive drugs rather than helping patients make lifestyle changes. Instead of the diet above they'd feed you cholesterol pills. Instead of exercise mentioend above they'd push blood pressure pills on you. A drug-free mind is a cognitive mind.

It's YOUR life, TAKE CONTROL!

Take care,
Bob.

Comment Avoid the DHS scanners, forget courts. (Score -1, Interesting) 30


The use of the DHS body scanners is a crime against everything we hold dear as Americans. When you fly, you should insist on a manual body search by one of the DHS security people. It may take more time, but if you allow yourself just an extra 10-15 minutes you'll make your flight AND be radiation free!

The DHS scanner ("Cancer Coffins") hammer your body from all angles with radiation. This particular frequency penetrates your clothing and the top few layers of thinner skin. The radiation causes neurological, DNA, and RNA damage. If the right chromosome gets mutated by these devices... congratulations! You have cancer! Off to the Oncologist to get cut up by his butcher knives and prescribed all sorts of ineffective drugs.

If the radiation hits a nerve the wrong way... hurrah! You have a subluxation! The double-whammy with this is that the initial subluxation is very small, they're call micro-subluxations for a reason. What happens next is throwing fuel on the fire: you sit in an airplane virtually motionless for hours on end. At the end of a 4 hour flight, the once virtually undetectable subluxation has morphed into something causing nerve blockages in a large area of your back. Ever feel sore in the back after sitting for a long period? That's the exact same thing at work. When you stretch and feel things pull, you're effectively breaking smaller subluxations. That's why a good stretch feels darn great! For larger problems where stretching won't do, you need to see a reputable Chiropractor who will treat the subluxation with due diligence.

If you are are one of the DHS employees working near these scanners, there are ways you can protect yourself against the subluxation-causing effects of the radiation. Being that this particular type of radioactivity doesn't penetrate far into the skin, you can apply a silver-empregnated bandage down your back. They look similar to an "Elastoplast" brand bandage but are 6" across and come in rolls. The outside has a metallic shine, that's the active silver which protects the wearer.

Have a partner start the bandage at the Coccyx ("Tailbone" for the lay-person) and apply it all the way up to the top of C1, the vertebrae at the base of the skull. There's no need to have the bandage between the buttocks as the fat there keeps the radiation from getting further, so start just above. Keep the spine centered in the middle of the bandage all the way up to the skull. [Of course this won't help prevent cancer, only subluxations!]

If you still feel stiff in the back after taking these precautions, visit a Chiropractor before things progress too far. Tell the Doctor you work around the DHS radiation scanners. He or she will know where to look for the tell-tale signs of vertebral subluxation and should be able to treat it before more serious issues arise.

Take care,
Bob.

Comment Re:No need for it, go SOLAR! (Score -1, Troll) 233


You seem to be a Show-Me-The-Evidence-Blinded-By-Science people. Those are the people that believe anything that ~science~ can demonstrate. Can you disprove Santa? No.

It's gotten so bad that the entire Chiropractic community is under attack from within. They are wanting to turn us into yet more generic "medical types" who can't talk about subluxation or recommend drug-free remedies for various maladies.

Back to the subject at hand. If my "science" is bad, why do so many Chiropractors see patients who work in and around nuclear power plants? Radiation = Ill Health.

Comment No need for it, go SOLAR! (Score -1, Troll) 233


Why is this a bad thing? Plutonium is one of the most toxic subtances known. If a spacecraft carrying this stuff blew up after lift-off, the resulting radioactive debris field could be massive. That could potentially shower millions of people with radioactive dust. It would be in our clothes, in our eyes and, worst of all, inhaled into our lungs.

It would be a one-way ticket to radioactive-based diseases like some cancers and serious vertebral subluxations. Think for a moment: it takes BILLIONS of dollars to make Plutonium from scratch. They could make much larger solar collectors for these distant spacecraft.

This is the 21st century, there's no need for us to keep creating radioactive items to sustain ourselves. The need for radiation died out with the Cold War.

Take care,
Bob.

Comment 7 Billion Zombies (Score 0, Interesting) 522


7 BILLION PEOPLE. That's an insane amount of people putting an extreme burden on our delicate ecosystem. Earth is already at the brink of death, it's been estimated that when we hit 10 billion, there's no turning back.

We're killing our planet and all its lifeforms in multiple ways:
- Burning fossil fuels is poisoning the air
- Chemicals fertilizers are poisoning the soil.
- Chemicals in the animal food supply are filling us with antibiotics, growth hormones and other garbage.
- Nuclear power plants are flooding entire cities with high energy radiation
- Wind farms are killing birds with their razor sharp blades.
... etc. etc.

All the chemicals and radiation we're pumping into the environment along with the garbage we eat is turning us into a population of cancerous, fat, subluxated zombies. Many of us are the walking dead: zombies eating fast food and pumping Big Pharma toxins into our bodies just to keep us alive. Vaccines, the 'wonder child' of the Big Pharma industry is causing autism and other mental disorders at epidemic rates.

Want to live to be 100? It's easy:
- Maintain an organic, vegan diet.
- Swim only in non-chlorinated pools.
- Exercise in fresh country air, not in a city or near downramps (asbestos exposure).
- Have your spine assessed and adjusted regularily by a reputable Chiropractor. This will ensure proper nervous system function.
- Avoid the Big Med "Health Industry". MDs are in the pockets of Big Pharma. They don't care about you, they just want more money.

Bob

Comment Solar dies, RADIATION LIVES. (Score -1, Troll) 694


It's too bad that Good Thoughts won't help these companies out. It's the call of filthy lucre by the Big Oil and Big Energy companies killing off most of the alternative energy sources.

There, of course, is that one big exception: NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS.

It's no surprise that Big Energy's "alternative baby" of nuclear power still exists. They get billions of dollars of government money to create these Radiation Mountains flood us with their high energy radioactivity.

Ask any reputable Chiropractor about how radiation causes serious subluxations due to DNA malformation. There's a strong correlation between the number of Chiropractic offices in a given area and its proximity to a nuclear power plant. The Doctors don't see just radiated plant workers, they see school kids, parents, teachers, ministers... all sorts of people who don't work in the nuclear plants but have subluxations throughout their nervous system. I don't work near one of those but colleagues at conferences and through FaceBook will tell me about it.

Take care,
Bob.

Comment Best bet? Don't get sick! (Score 0, Funny) 54


So instead of having chemicals filtering into our bodies where they do incredible harm, we're to have these chemical 'glues' used directly inside our blood vessels where they can spread through to virtually every cell of our bodies?

"Better Living Through Chemistry" indeed. No thank you.

The facts are undeniable: since the advent of man-made chemicals, we have gotten less healthy as a species. Cancers, heart disease, subluxation, nerve damage, autism, allergies... the list is endless. As a sad example, take Steve Jobs. The man is a legend and has been a vegetarian/vegan for decades. How could someone with the healthiest diet known end up with cancer? Chemicals. While he ate what he thought was a good diet, I'll wager he ate non-organic foods. They're loaded with pesticides, herbicides, fungicides and other "cancer-cides".

If I or any members of my family ever have to go under the knife (unlikely as we're all healthy, but imagine an accident) I would *insist* that they use what they've used for years: natural catgut sutures.

The best solution is to avoid the surgeon's butcher knives and the BigPharma-controlled Sickness Industry:
- Get plenty of rest
- Get plenty of exercise
- Eat a vegetarian (preferably vegan) organic diet
- Get regular chiropractic adjustments to help maintain nervous system health.

Take care,
Bob.

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