The upside of all the ice melting is that Kevin Costner will mutate and form gills.

That or a brand new business of building cargo carrying submarines.

Don't forget the committee to redefine policies for environmental impact studies due to a modified ecological state. And of course, the committee formed to determine if such a committee would be necessary.

Enjoy your riches after your beach front properties are destroyed after rising ocean levels and extreme weather caused by global warming, and the insurance companies all go bust.

Have fun.

Why does Japan always have to be the one who gets the nuclear strike? There are tons of other countries out there that haven't had a turn.

With states like North Korea and Iran actively pursuing nuclear technology, can the US, Russia and the other nuclear states afford to lose their deterrence? It seems that states like Pakistan that are potentially fragile are also on the list of potential threats.

If only there was a country out there that was big enough and strong enough to impose their will onto these smaller countries in the name of 'world stability', using their own massive military and intelligence resources . . . oh wait. That didn't work.

Either that or God's wisdom. Everybody knows God hates aliens.

I really think he does believe that the world is like Star Trek, where you can have a meeting with someone that totally hates you, and suddenly love breaks out

It worked for Jimmy Carter. Sort of.

If it was small enough and easy to maintain, I'd probably pay to build a micro nuclear power plant in my back yard. It'd have the added advantage of heating the pool from runoff water.

For a moment there I thought you were talking to power plant operators, reminding them to read the error messages being displayed. And thinking "Yeah, if only they had some user driven 'system failure' moderation, they wouldn't be in as much trouble.

It was a shame too, since floppy drives were prolific long after Windows 95

I'm wondering how long it will take to use pirating as an excuse to seize equipment for harassment purposes. The police get the records from the ISP, discovers their target has had a lot of torrent activity, and gets a warrant.

I think that has something to do with the media. They seem to be going down the road where they think something like this isn't news, isn't important, and nobody in America would care.

If they paid you $1,000, they'd stop you there and seize the money for being "probable drug-related"

Great. I can only imagine what we have in store.

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