I'm sure the Australian tax authority has kept a copy of this confession as evidence of you breaking the law. If I were you I wouldn't wear those boots outside the house for at least six months.
Exactly how is that a crime? In australia you can import anything under AUD1000 without paying GST.
"Can someone make a fucking goatse blocker firefox plugin please? This is pissing me off now."
I have no idea how difficult plugins are to program are, but how hard would it be to code a plugin that is you click on a shortened url, compares the images on the next page to a folder of shock images and give you a warning page with the similarity to a shick image displayed?
Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders. -- Gauss