Isn't the anti-tea-party-at-the-Lincoln-Memorial kind of a tongue in cheek tit for the mosque-at-ground-zero tat?

This level of irony can't be coincidence.

*fade to dramatic fanfare*

I used to get that, it was technically before wifi. I guess it was like a premonition or something.

Come to think of it, that's probably what gets to me on Mondays too.

What is a good way to refute a straw man argument?

...and is Tom Coburn from Southpark?

I for one welcome our new corporate overlords. I offer them my undying devotion, loyalty, and worship.

Oh, and I just reported all of you.

If someone breaks into my trailer...

I will rape them while screaming that they are liberals.

After the police come to clean up my mess, I am going to take more of those pills from the internet that make my wiener bigger

There are also a huge honey pot with a lot of piggies firmly planted in those pies. Recent history has taught us that a couple of well lucrative contracts = a couple of helpful politicians.

If textbooks were online, I would think OLPC or netbooks (even if they only lasted a couple of years) could probably be used for the same, or less cost. They would also add a lot of utility. Hopefully it is not just a would-be-cool thought.

Training would be a bitch though.

I guess you're right. Candy bars are the real political currency in this country. All that campaign crap is just a smoke screen. 1 Snickers is worth 1 electoral vote.

It's really a sad state of corruption fueled by the American Dental Association.

How is this flamebait?

Breaking the law would mean he was a citizen.

Once you fall into the wrong hands you are no longer a citizen or an enemy. You are completely outside of any law available to mankind.