Crap software from M$.

With a perl one-liner.

Nice car, good job GM.

Tell them you can't pay because you have no job, but if they hired you you could pay.

Linus is waiting.

I think the designer probably does wordpress themes as their primary income.

Old site is better. You should fire you designer because there last job was obviously doing wordpress themes.

Imagine if they were in charge of the internet. The horror the horror.

Apple and innovation certainly don't seem to be friends anymore.

What we need is better application isolation on bare metal and not emulation layers.

Don't you mean TexASS. Not Austin, that is a better place.

The optimizer is correct in making it run poorly, it is poor sql to begin with. If anything it should throw an error instead of accepting garbage.
If I saw you putting that in a project I would quickly fire you arse. Heck, I'd probably fire you for using mysql to begin with.

Yea, that's the ticket. Set the ID10T terrorist up with their very own CIA infilitrator to feed them false intel, then nuke the shit out of them.