he might a writer told them his story and the writer agreed to write about it, hoping to make some quick cash. This guy is obviously an ass, based on the story, and since his claims are unverifiable probably not very honest either.
Use the source Luke.
Crap software from M$.
With a perl one-liner.
Nice car, good job GM.
Tell them you can't pay because you have no job, but if they hired you you could pay.
Linus is waiting.
I think the designer probably does wordpress themes as their primary income.
Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.