Since the camera was meant to be left there, this alleged crime would have occurred on the moon. Does this mean that the US federal government has jurisdiction on the moon?

There is a new iThing and it's iAwesome!

The screen has more Jobsels per inch then anything ever before.
It can pick out your clothes for any event a week in advance, even before you know what you're doing.
You are practically guaranteed a raise when you buy one.
It listens to music that hipsters don't even know about yet.
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You'll never be without that cool feeling of having bought the latest iThing for at least a fortnight.

Algorithms, in general, were invented by Al Gore. Being a humble public servant, instead of naming his invention directly after himself, he instead spent his valuable time developing the very word "algorithms", a portmanteau of the words "Al Gore Rhythms".

Don't be misinformed.

My ancient motorola flip-phone has survived several bicycle crashes, being thrown through an interior wall, plenty of rain and sweat, and I once lost it in a mall parking lot in the winter where it got buried in snow for a week, then later found by someone and turned in to the local cops, where it and I were eventually reunited. Still works great.

You there! Call us "the good guys" or we'll shoot you with our many guns! Choose!

I thought so.

Hey good lookin, we'll be back to pick you up later!

Good answer, good answer!

>as if he believes we currently are.

Whut? The USA is the best, most freest country in the world. We're #1 at everything without even trying! USA! USA! Anyone who doesn't think so is a damn dirty hippy fag druggie terrorist communist and can get the hell out!

Thank you Jesus! Amen.