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Journal Journal: Everybody has morals 1

The "Mafia's" Ten Commandments: Reprint

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops

4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

You won't find a single state that's any more liberal... or more conservative. You will never find a state with a more... oh, how would you say... "accurate" kill list, or swifter justice. Since the mob runs the world anyway, let's just eliminate (so to speak) the middleman.

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Journal Journal: I love you truly 1

I love you truly, truly dear,
Life with its sorrow, life with its tear
Fades into dreams when I feel you are near
For I love you truly, truly dear.
Ah! Love, 'tis something to feel your kind hand
Ah! Yes, 'tis something by your side to stand;
Gone is the sorrow, gone doubt and fear,
For you love me truly, truly dear.

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Journal Journal: "...I'm a content man." 18

Well being that you're a sociopath, I suspect you would be very content. You made yourself and your associates a great deal of money.

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Journal Journal: The Party's mission has been accomplished

Obama and the boys are doing a great job, doncha think? Give 'em a nice, big hand...

Bush's numbers are up. And guess who's being groomed..

This high wire act really is a wondrous sight, like Homer trying to keep Pinchy alive in the same aquarium as the goldfish.

"My father is no different than any other powerful man -- any man who's responsible for other people, like a senator or president."

"You know how naive you sound...senators and presidents don't have men killed."

"Oh, who's being naive...?"

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Journal Journal: Religion is not the opiate of the masses, it is the crystal meth 10

The faithful... They say to us with nauseating regularity that nihilism is responsible for all the pain and suffering that people endure. This has to be the biggest lie ever told. In fact, it's the believers in their 'purpose', and theirs only, thumping their holy books, both religious and political, who perpetrate their reign of terror on the planet, all justified by their faith, who are throwing their bombs and bullets in the name of God and Mao. 100% of all of our wars are started with a purpose in mind. It is the purposeful who are the real terrorists. The nihilists, by definition, have no reason to hurt anybody. It makes no sense. It's a waste of energy. The more I think about nihilism, the more acceptable it becomes. Without any reason to meddle, it is the only way for people to coexist peacefully. There is but one common, unifying theory behind all tyranny, faith, belief that one knows what's best for all. It is pathological to anybody looking to become a human being.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

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Journal Journal: Passing on the right is highly frowned upon 5

But Obama's doing it, and more. Yet there are still fools who believe he and dems are the lesser of two evils. Idiots, all of them. Thing is, there is only one evil at work, and it is stealing from our earned benefits and fully paid pensions, in addition to making war on the world. Special Ops now occupy 71 countries, and counting. Impressive, to say the least.

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