add hackers, identity thieves, and Mr. Cumba (or whatever his name is from all those "I want to deposit money in your US account" e-mails) to your list of "watchers"
When the article opened up with:
The more one probes the universe at smaller and smaller scales, the weirder matter and energy seem to behave
... I thought "patterns" (like in the Powers of 10 display at the science museum). I don't see why "they" are so surprised that the deeper you probe, the weirder it gets. It's natural - universal even!
I tried it on my bus driver this morning. Had a pleasant conversation, asked lots of questions
I already saw someone do this in a gay space movie
Talk about demand
I mean, my GOD! Is this the best "scientists" can come up with? Is there no LONG TERM thinking anymore?
The effect of prolongued space travel (e.g., Mars and back) and the use of this new space suite will be that astronaughts WILL keep more of their bone mass HOWEVER, the Karenni people have taught us that clothing that pulls your shoulders down has a drastic side effect - long necks
First person to climb to the top, take a picture of their junk, and post it on Facebook using the 3G access wins!
The dude with the crown and cell-phone made out of Coke cans is *obviously* talking to someone.
[Phone recording] You reached the secure communications quantum cryptography help desk. We detected that you pressed "Reset my password". This option requires a transfer to teh 8th dimension. We are now connecting you to Lord John Whorfin
[Lord John Whorfin] May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. How may I help you?
(A) Bee algorithms - worked out by God (done)
(B) Human (bigger than bees but afraid of them - worked out by God (done)
(A) + (B) = Dead Bee (and order in my universe)
i didn't' like.
... uphold the law - nah - just kidding. I'm not Robocop. I'm just collecting donations to pay these damn things off - care to make a donation?
What's the algorithm that triggers this ad and can a man who triggered it sue?
chaos everywhere! How do we control it? (light bulb)
Two Week Later:
Why have the online comments drop... oh yeah...
(Dr. Chaos & his side-kick Over-Reaction Boy strike again)
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." -- Alexander Graham Bell