I'm glad I'm not the only one who experiences this. Why won't they ever plug in correctly the first time?

Of course the spider can't count. It's just that the spiders who made 6 and 7 legged decoys got eaten by the birds that could count.

Not if you keep buying new pets :)

Did I miss a joke, or are there really people this deluded? Sadly, I suspect the answer is 'yes' to both questions.

Does anyone else find it funny that people who hate Apple continue to call it an "apology" when a statement of facts is all that was required, or expected?

When you have people who don't speak English?

For example, the German word for save is KommittenBitzUndMachItSchnappy*

One well-chosen icon can be used everywhere.

* not real German

Yeah, it's no wonder they have caddies to carry their equipment around.

If my experience with certain sites is any guide, "18 holes" might not be a count anyway ;)

I also said install. I read what you said. You're wrong (or lying, though I don't see what you'd have to gain by it).

Did you read your post, where you claimed you couldn't run anything that didn't come from the app store? Just in case you forgot:

You don't need to change any behaviour to run/install signed apps that DON'T come from the app store. If you download something from the app store, it is signed. The reverse is not necessarily true. This is what the previous poster was trying to point out.

"I haven't been insulted as much since I learned about confirmation bias, therefore..."

Better make a note to ditch Samsung when your current contract runs out too... wouldn't want to contribute to some monster that tries to block competing products

Well, when I'm brute-forcing the bits of a 128-bit encryption key, I get the right answer 50% of the time too. The problem is that I need 128 answers ;)

Hmm, maybe you're from the past. Hello, time traveller! On today's internet, that level of stupid simply places him in the 80th percentile. I hope you enjoy 2012, but you'll probably want to pick a different decade for your final journey.

My very favourite one, browsing the new features page to figure out if the upgrade is worth it, was how they've added a sidebar to Calendar so you can always see your various calendars.

IOW, it's exactly how it was in Snow Leopard, but now it's one of "200+ new features". I certainly appreciate it, but it sounds like they were really stretching for new features this time.

They didn't App Store it would App Store you so much.