Will it run in Excel?

No, not this.. as much as we would like it to be..

For some reason, this always comes to mind...

Why aren't you doing sth. to stop your governemnt...

Because they'll come and take away our big screen TVs and SUVs and put us in a FEMA trailer and use us as medical experiments

Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.

You know, that shit's 40 years old now. Put a lid on it...

You're slightly incorrect about tobacco. It does have some medicinal value, in the right dosage, for the right symptoms of course. But I would say alcohol's value is much higher :-)

The rest of your post does not address the massive, off the books profits derived from prohibition. And the race/class issue plays a big part also amongst an emotional, fickle public to get it to go along. Who wants their daughter smokin' reefer in the alley with jazz musicians?!

Your analogy is horrible and doesn't hold up in any way.. Inconsistency is something you are totally unqualified to discuss. Though you are the perfect example. Like she said. If you want to prohibit intoxicants, then you have to prohibit all of them. I mean, if you want to be 'consistent' and all that. So, yes your point was addressed Your hoity-toity rich people like illegal drugs as much as anybody. But you need the pretext to harass those who aren't so rich. Prohibition targets specific groups of of people for specific reasons. And it only makes your defense of it look even worse. It's real purpose though is to drive the price up. It actually is an exercise in free marketing. With the right amount of money I can still acquire all the bazookas and tanks, and drugs I want. Poor people need not apply if they want to stay out of jail. Contraband is always a growth market. Hell, Ms. Hillary scored 60 bil in a single deal, legally for a change. There's no telling how much is being made by the government in illegal arms, and drug sales. Of course, that's just 'lefty' speculation to you.

But Insane is a positive... I kinda wish there was a link to see how "earnest" this poster really was. Everybody knows the oceans will evaporate when we pass through the photonic belt

You don't understand. Oracle intends to build secure systems with their own hardware and protocols. There will be no java or open source.

It wants its long-johns back

Yep, open source developers and the Java 'community' are not their clients. They are a specialized company.. moving away from commodity products. Good for security, no?

Disguise it as an FBI key logger

Wait! You're both right! It's spyware AND a virus! Two taste treats in one!

No, wait.. It's a floor-wax AND a dessert topping!

Welcome to my nightmare

...she's never mistakenly put the goldfish into the toaster...

She wasn't around when toasters were a new invention. Now we know to put the goldfish between two slices of bread first

"The autolander lands very hard"

"This aircraft not equipped with autolander"