Wait! Floppies are dead? But...but...that means I am working in a graveyard! I am pretty sure that should be illegal.

Seriously though, floppies still have their use. A quick reliable way to boot an old machine up and run small utilities? Pass the 'dead' disk please!

All over Hyrule? All you need to do is put them in the water temple. That place was just cruel.

Well I just had a chance to check out the rocket sticks...not worth it. They are over 200 dollars without contract, and as mention around here somewhere the connection is subpar. Sorry for the crappy advice above, I just knew it was a possibility.

Join the club...although it is almost mosquito season now! Back on topic...what about the "Rocket Stick" that Rogers offers. It is basically a USB stick that connects to the cellular network to offer internet to tablets, laptops etc. If your iPad has a USB port (too lazy to look up specs, but with Apple who knows what the latest thing you don't need is) you can just plug in the Rocket Stick and get internet. The data plans are not too terrible, but the speeds aren't great. Honestly would not be my first option, and I would avoid it if at all possible, but it could be worth looking into.

Oh, I am not sure what the cost for the stick is if you don't do a contract data plan though...

So why not test it by getting radiation badges for the people working there and put the rumours to rest? Oh right...because that would mean there is a chance you might get caught.

Just do what I do. Name my pets after my servers.

Here you go then, fired for having a few drinks, and one expletive on a private facebook page.

If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate silly.