I can't imagine police officers being too impressed with the theater forcing them to arrest a giddy girl at an event theater (that is what they do) who filmed her group watching Twilight on her birthday and caught a few minutes of the film.

It's finally come to this - corporate police.

Not much better than being a mall cop, if you ask me.

Shame your post went over most people's heads...

That would be true 10-20 years ago, and on small routers, because they were/are purely software driven. However, most interesting routing platforms today have IP stack primitives implemented in hardware (FPGA, ASIC) and they would lose their ability to process IPv6 in the so-called "fast path" forwarding plane if they were designed with IPv4 only.