Announcer's voice: You watched it! You can't UN-watch it!
Indeed. This signature of Kurt Vonnegut featured an illustration of his own rectum. Perhaps the best signature in the history of all literature. I'm not sure if that qualifies as cursive.
Never before has the slashdot junk character filter been so unfortunate.
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.