Not to mention that there will be a host of people you will need to configure, install packages admin permissions, develop apps. etc. Maybe you won't be plugging things in or managing virtual machines but there is plenty that will still need to be done.
Van Halen used to have a clause in their performance contracts that they must be provided with a bowl of MM's with the brown ones picked out. What does 'fairness' have to do with a legal civil contract?