The Will Smith and family reaction photos were to a different part of the event. I'd post a link to the debunking, but writing this is just about how much I care.

One of the cardinal rules of litigation is that the list of defendants includes everyone involved (in any way) who has money.

Clerical/technical fuck up. Probably soon to be fixed. Move along.

Isn't it easier to get fifty one dollar blowjobs in Tijuana than a single fifty dollar one?

Tobacco has nasties in it, whether chewed or smoked.

Hey Bart, how does it feel to have your ass whipped by someone several decades your senior?

I'd say more than half, if you slightly broaden the scope of your definition of a blow job.

I saw him when he was plaing in a band called Big Black at CBCGs a long, long time ago. He was a perfectionist then, and you could see him giving it his complete effort. I still think he cares that way about music, and wouldn't do it for mere financial gain.

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At least aspire to something with a decent cup size.

Police HQ?

That's OK, the Coalitions Fraudband policy will sort out your pesky bandwidth issues. Oh wait!...

I prefer not to think of it as hoarding, but rather preserving it before some corporation decides to 'put it in the vault' like Disney does. Why should they control when I can watch something again?

Possible, but unlikely: I heard this witticism a year before (according to Wikipedia) Eddie's pro career started.

I have a dying relative that I visited a few years ago, with a Sony Handycam I got in 2004 that records DRM tapes. After her funeral I dug around in the closet and found a box with the recorder and a dozen tapes. However, Sony no longer supports their nine-year-old camera and doesn't provide USB drivers for it anymore, so the videos are apparently trapped on the tapes unless I can find an old XP system. They can only be watched on the little camera screen, and when it breaks they're gone forever. I really hate Sony.