Teradata and the other big relational db products (vertical, greenplum, etc) are all _analytical_ databases, designed for small amounts of complex queries, where adding new data to the system takes minutes if not hours. They are completely unsuitable for running a live application against.

No idea where you got that particular piece of misinformation. :)

> they probably just didn't want to bring on the wrath of lawyers for trademark infringement.

FreeBSD jails predate Solaris zones by five years.