540 million tons is already a half a billion. 1000 times it would be a half a trillion.

Why isn't it NSCDC.OFR rather than .OFZ? It also seems odd that the Y=W instead of X=W. So I tried coded.htx and .htz but no page found, I guess they just silently log how cool you are. Of course my computations may be off. I think I started drinking a little too early this morning.

I was considering getting my wife one of these to hang over the kitchen entry to remind her of her to-do list items during the day. Of course, I might ssh in and display I LOVE YOU randomly as well. Ultimately I decided it was not a good Christmas present, as if a hint to do more chores. But, maybe randomly next month!

I had similar issues, for more years. I can tell you what I did. I got on in the support department of a company that I could tell actually had more going on in the same headquarters than just a call center, and eventually applied successfully into another department after working there a year or so. Good luck.