Clearly you haven't played a console in a while. And now that I think about it more, probably ever. (bold for emphasis)

You do know that nuclear plants don't burn the fuel right? The only thing that goes into the air from a nuclear plant is steam (H2O, water).

I hear Guantanamo Bay is lovely this time of year.

Interesting. Thanks for the update.

I think you may have missed the parts of the bible that completely contradict those things.

I'm pretty sure the spider has seen other spiders before. Like it's mother and siblings and mates. Or looking in the reflection of water. I'm not knowledgeable enough in arachnid neurology to know the extent of mental awareness of spiders but I'm pretty sure it can make a pretty good guess at what it looks like.

However, if you mean the spider is just putting sticks and debris there in the web out of instinct and puts no conscious effort into it, I may concede that point to you.

Interesting science but couldn't you do basically the same thing but with stem cells and thus avert the possible viral contagion/FUD/ethics issues?

You have 20 seconds to comply.
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What's the point of the covers on the wheels? Seems really extraneous.

And just like the dashboard cameras, any shenanigans will have been conveniently off-camera. Anything incriminating you will be taped and ready. Anything incriminating them will have been coincidentally lost or the camera just happened to be broken at the time of the incident. Electronics are just so fussy these days...

tldr's

Portal 3? Please incorporate these concepts.

30% more than normal.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

Or you could, you know, be a better parent and keep closer tabs on your little precious bundle of joy. Or just not have them if you can't handle the responsibility.
But I'm sure I'll be modded into oblivion by said parents.