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Where we really need cameras are inside the nation's trading floors, boardrooms, and executive offices. /Libor

. . . or citizens will be glad to provide their footage to 4chan, in which case, Anonymous will take it from there.

Windows is certified, but also, RedHat Linux is certified.

tell you what. . .

Been through TWO medium-sized California Earthquakes. Both of them knocked out cell service for >6hrs. One interrupted a call-in-progress.

The problem with these perversities, is that when it IS so easy for someone to get away with shit in bankruptcy, this triggers financial problems for their creditors; who had to eat that shit. It causes a chain reaction. So - while I am not really happy with the 2005 re-write of the bankruptcy code, in general - I think that there are plenty of cases where it didn't go far enough.

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naw. DirectX is TOTALLY cross-platform man! It works on Windows XP, it works on Windows Vista, It works on Windows 7, it works on Windows 8, it works on X-Box, X-Box 360 - and it's gonna be the premier platform for the greatest games coming out on the hottest new platform, the X-Box 720. You guys just don't know what you're talking about and if your'e not developing in DirectX (TM), you're really missing the boat, and I feel sorry for you, because you're going to be left behind in the great new future that's ahead of us all in the world of Microsoft(TM) 3D(TM) Game(TM) Programming(TM). I am not even joking(TM).

TL;DR Life isn't fair.

This may sound kind of deranged, but my current employer asked me to down-format my resume to straight ascii text. I was kind of shocked. Then, at the interview, I was chided for wearing a tie. Fucking California.

you're not factoring-in relativity. Fusion will be available in 20 years, unless you approach the speed of light, using a fusion drive, in which case, time slows down, and fusion will be available at some point further in the future.

what factory? Where are these magical factories of which you speak?

god I wish they'd legalize that shit you're smoking. because it's Friday afternoon man.

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meh. I've been saying this for 30 years. What ARE we waiting for?