Nice, lets all remember that you were the first person to think of using a robot that watches how hard you spank it to determine what kind of dirty stuff you're into the most. Like a functional MRI for porn. You should slap a patent on that one.

It would be a little creepy though... Just don't make the robot too human-like or it could really distract.

I bet you have two blue arrows that point to each other in your tray. If Ubuntu checked and applied security updates at startup, you wouldn't need to reboot after applying them. I think that's what he's saying.