Or is it even remotely practical to identify specific package/truck combinations?
Maybe. But also know who is driving ahead of time and know their address, relatives, etc? Less likely.
"The event" means Jesus is on his way.
Ironic then that it's a false alarm.
But even if it did happen, it happened two million years ago, when mankind was little more than short walking chimps. Hard to believe Jesus made an enormous explosion in some other galaxy that would have no effect here 2 million years before being born. Or maybe you're just being funny. Hard to tell sometimes.
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That's the combination to my luggage!
Organic cat litters are really just jet fuel?
No, just fuel. Minus the jet. Try putting your reading glasses on. Or whatever.
The stupid is strong with this one.
Oh, the irony.
Essentially, it is getting impossible to spend your own money.
First of all, if you're using a credit card, it's not your money. You're borrowing from someone else. Second, WTF? Companies want to get paid, so spending money is only getting easier. NFCs, RFID keypasses, POS readers everywhere, even the vending machines take credit and debit cards now.
E = MC ** 2 +- 3db