If you're joking, I think that's hysterical. I'm just not sure you're joking.

Um, no. When the force of gravity is different on one from day to the next, then what the balance equals will change. As in, one day the slug balances to 1.000001kg of another weight, and another day it eauals 1.000002kg of another weight. Each day the balance is balanced, but to different weights.

No shit. And measuring the mass of the slug in question involves weighing it. Or do you have another method involved for determining the mass of an object used as the constant for measuring mass?

How is getting the manager any different as far as self defense is concerned? If he was in fear for his life, he shouldn't have come back after leaving.

Well, I think being arrogant is worthy of the death penalty, and who's to say your opinion is any more valuable than mine? Or are you so self absorbed, you think yours is the only opinion worth considering?

Just curious, are there other annoying habits you think deserve the death penalty?

It's hardly self defense when you go out to your car to get a gun and come back. If he was in fear for his life, then leave and don't come back.

How many other annoying habits deserve the death penalty, and how many do you exhibit?

Why would feeding unemployed people suddenly become free? Is the plant that automated its workforce still going to pay its former workers to eat?

I'll take it with cream and sugar, thanks for asking.

The fantastic article links to the orginal paper. Maybe you should get another cup yourself.

Maybe you should try one of those pumps.

Exactly. And your brain is just a bunch of proteins and sugars and similar molecules, no different than a bowl of cereal.

There's these things called telephones. Check it out sometime.

Damn, I really want to read that article now!