10k kiowatt hours
I expected much better spelling from someone named 'fyngyrz'!
How this poorly written piece of crap got on Slashdot
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You don't flash firmware unless it is for an important issue. Or at least not until it has been out quite some time so that other people have done your testing for you.
Your advice isn't really a general solution if, in order for it to work for anyone, some people must not follow it.
Maybe it doesn't have life because it's being scorched by a nuclear furnace????
Whew! Good thing Earth isn't being heated by a giant thermo-nuclear oven too!
Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.