I believe the aliens think this propulsion method is based anal probing, considering the legacy left "behind" by their past visits.

How many kids will go to school tomorrow and say they couldn't complete an assignment because Wikipedia is down?

As long as the virus database has only one entry in it Norton will be fine.

Does that mean that the black ones fetch a higher price on the white market?

I thought to force garbage collection you do FRE(0) ?

No need for parallel computing all cores are already used.

Core one: For the OS
Core two: Anti-virus
Core three: Anti-Spyware / Windows Defender
Core four: Firewall
Core five: Windows update notifications and installations
Core six: Windows Genuine advantage checks
Core seven: Eye Candy (Vista) with XP you get a bonus CPU
Core eight: What ever the user wants to run, except when you get a virus, then
you have to share it with the SPAM bot.

Guess we will be waiting for 16 core CPU's.

Oh and don't start me on memory requirements :-)