Oh that part is relatively simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I never knew I had such good aim.
I thought red-shift was caused by the direction and speed the object is traveling in relation to us, not its distance.
It's both actually. Due to the expansion of the universe, objects that are further away from us are moving away from us faster than closer objects. Hubble's Law
Actually, if people aren't running the lights they make it more likely to run the light by shortening the yellow light. Several cities have been caught doing so already.
Only God can make random selections.