I'm guessing the dicks at the NSA (yea, that's right, I called you all dicks. Prove me wrong.)
Come on man, I've gone through your email, we have a lot of the same hobbies, we could be friends.
You could invite me, or I can just show up and we can go shooting. I already know the time and place. I'll pick up some subs at Blimpie's on the way over, that cool?