"Even if you hate RMS's vitriol, as usual, he is right, and everyone against him is clearly, and most solidly in the wrong."
There, that's a nice rational, not at all smacking-of-religious-zealotry, position.
Here you go:
Please excuse the technical problems with the parent.
Actually if you bothered to JFG, to would find that the One Million Dollars is in an endowment fund account administered by Goldman Sachs, so bar the bank collapsing or it getting embezzeled, the money is real qand is going nowhere.
See http://www.randi.org/joom/challenge-info.html [randi.org] for further info
Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.