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Journal Journal: Heathens, Slashdotters, Paisanos...

lend me your haunting stares...
I come to bury pudge, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones..

Be that as it may, I do humbly request that you not ever mod him down. In fact, just the opposite, always mod up. In this little way you can attract more attention to him. And that is what is needed.

You've got to see the show,
it's a dynamo...


Journal Journal: So.. pudge

Do you know what "public accommodation" means?

I'll try to explain it in the simplest, nicest possible way:

Basically it means, Fuck you.

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Journal Journal: Rand Pudge says' "I am not a racist!" but...

He makes outrageous statements denying the distinction between biological inheritance and one's chosen profession to "prove" that everybody else is... His peculiar rendition of the world around him is absolutely captivating.. this time.. Much more interesting when he's all evangelical 'n shit.. Keep on tryin', buddy.. Some day you just might convince me..


Journal Journal: Not trying to imply anything

But sometimes I wonder if Einstein would sneak into Turing's lab and post a great big piece of paper on his bulletin board (or black board) with, "YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO!" on it, and then Turing would do the same... back and forth this would go, for decades...

Considering the extent of what i"m seeing, I have a very hard time believing these aren't scriptbots. It's simply too much effort for an actual human.. For instance, this:

Why doesn't Pudge point a critical finger at himself for a change? Why can't Pudge simply enjoy the fruits of his own labors and let other people enjoy the fruits of theirs? And how can we break Pudge's hypnotic spell over unctuous paper-pushers? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Pudge's principles have become. Let us note first of all that Pudge is firmly convinced that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to feature simplistic answers to complex problems. His belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that Pudge exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. Still, the issue of what to do about Pudge's unpleasant mind games is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

Totally automatic. I am very intrigued by the accuracy of this particular one though

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Journal Journal: Rand pudge wants to violate the constitution 1

"Liar!", you say?

The 14th Amendment specifically states' "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

And my main man says, children born to undocumented parents should not get citizenship.. That would be a direct violation.. We can't have that now, can we? However, I am very interested in how he might pull it off without another amendment.. Fun times ahead...

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Journal Journal: Rand pudge speaks out 1

He doesn't understand that we need civil rights legislation because the country is full of racists.. And when a state doesn't provide equal protection as required, then the people have to go over its head and get help from somebody with a bit more muscle, the feds. Not that it really worked, all sorts of people were able to poison it, so that now we're having that 150 year old debate all over again.

Funny how these guys (remember these are the same ones who tell you there are more blacks in prison because they commit are more crime) are more upset about having to serve a black man at the restaurant, or worse, sell him a box of ammo than they are over, say, abusive patent and copyright law, or ag, oil, tobacco subsidies... prohibition... COINTELPRO... the war... why the government hates Louisiana... so many things... yet here they are, wanting to bring back Jim Crow... No, you're not racist... not at all.... The hell you aren't...

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Journal Journal: Rand Pudge 1


And here's a shout out to Shakrai.. Welcome to my exclusive club. You and your friend there are a matched set. Heh, I guess that shot across the bow somehow hit midships below the waterline. Cool.. Y'all be good now, hea?

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