Next up I'm going to test springy stilts. I just have to lose about 8kg first.
Why would anyone need that many thumb drives?
The OS is largely irrelevant. What is important is that they're small and cheap.
If I have to rent a VPN plan and connect to a server in the US to bypass this stupid filter, then I will.
Since I've been looking at VPN solutions so I can safely use free WiFi spots, I might as well just sign up for a cheap US service so I can bypass The Great Firewall of Australia too.
Most people will listen to your unreasonable demands, if you'll consider their unacceptable offer.