But it is not a "secure multiparty computation", so immaterial to your argument, and not in anyway relevant to my first post, or the link you posted.
...so I guess we are in agreement?
Digital cash has a security definition
Yeah, and as you yourself admitted, that security definition is based on the existence of a central authority. It is not possible to apply such a definition to a system without a central authority, which means that security definition is irrelevant to Bitcoin. This is not just a slight variation, it is a fundamental departure from the definition of security for digital cash. If you think I am wrong, write a proof of security for Bitcoin using the definition of digital cash, or a variant that accounts for the lack of a central bank.
Public key cryptography has a security definition
Which is irrelevant to Bitcoin, because Bitcoin is not an encryption system nor is it a signature system. It is also false to claim that there is a security definition for public key cryptography, since the definition for encryption is not the same as the definition of signatures, and there are several definitions for each that cover different notions of security (e.g. chosen plaintext attacks, adaptive chosen ciphertext attacks, etc.).
Hashing algorithms have a security definition
Bitcoin is not a hash function, so this is irrelevant too.
Secure multiparty computation has a security definition
No, it does not, because it is a subfield of cryptography that encompasses several related classes of protocols and security models. There are notions of security that are generally applicable to all those protocols -- semihonest, malicious, adaptive malicious, universal composability, etc. Again, you can read the background material yourself if you do not believe me, which apparently you don't.
Look, I'll just reiterate my challenge from above. If you think I am wrong, prove rigorously that Bitcoin is secure, the same way that cryptographers prove that other systems are secure. Leave no room for argument or doubt, and then you can call yourself a winner.